Final Fantasy In A Nutshell

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• Final Fantasy I – Four Heroes Break A Time Loop
• Final Fantasy II – Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan
• Final Fantasy III – Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance
• Final Fantasy IV – Star Wars But The Emperor Is  A Space Ghost On The Moon
• Final Fantasy V – Evil Giving Tree And His Gay Lover Fight A Confused Harem Protagonist And His Princesses
• Final Fantasy VI – Star Wars But The Emperor Is Killed And Replaced By The Joker Halfway Through, Racism is Bad
• Final Fantasy VII – Eco-terrorists Recruit Man With Padded Resume, Discover Corporate Greed Has Caused Giant Meteor To Be Elected, Hold Recount
• Final Fantasy VIII – A Group of Cadets Find Out They All Lived At The Same Orphanage: Amnesia To Blame, Lead May Be Dead
• Final Fantasy IX – Star Wars But The Main Characters Are Either Clones Or Princesses
• Final Fantasy X – Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, With Special Guest Christian Guilt Complex
• Final Fantasy XI – Giraffe And Friends Stop The Writer From Erasing This Game
• Final Fantasy XII – Star Wars But Half The Bad Guys Aren’t Actually That Bad.  Except Judge Bergan, That Guy Is A Dick
• Final Fantasy XIII – Being The Chosen One Will Kill Your Dating Life
• Final Fantasy XIV – Heroes Saved The World From Bad Gameplay, Bugs
• Final Fantasy XV – A Bachelor Party Goes Very Badly