“You know what, I’ll roll Insight on Amaram… and, that’s a three.”
“He is quite possibly the most trustworthy person you will ever meet. You have never seen anyone so honest and morally upright.”
“With that last taunt, Sadeas walks away-”
“I kill him.”
“What?”
“I stab him in the eye while he’s not expecting it as a surprise round. He’s not wearing his armor, so my 23 definitely beats his AC, he hasn’t had a chance to rest after whatever damage he took getting here, and I just dealt max damage. Also I jumped him, so he’s prone now.”
“You get that this will have political ramifications, right? Your dad will be really mad at you?”
“He’ll get over it. For my second attack, I stab him again in the same place.”
“Alright this is my level 1 Rogue. Her name is Veil, she has the Urchin background, she grew up on the streets before–”
“Shallan you don’t have to make a new character sheet every time you multiclass.”
“What?”
“Hey can I be a guest PC for a session?”
“Sure, do you want to play your character from our political intrigue campaign last year?”
“Is that okay? I mean, I liked playing Vivenna, but that game was in a completely different system, and none of the magic lines up…”
“We’ll just have her be mysterious it’s fine.”
“I roll Investigation on Nergaul.”
“Alright. I’ll give you advantage, since you’re so familiar with the Thrill.”
“Nat 20! Rolling to confirm… another Nat 20!”
“You understand this entity completely. You have seen into it’s soul. I’m just going to give you all my notes on this boss, that’s how well you understand it.”
Kaladin’s every escape attempt:
“I roll to escape, 16”
“You get out of the walls with the others. Roll for deception”
“…….1”
“Ok, now you’ve done it, you’ve soulcasted the boat into smoke, now roll to escape.”
*rolls a nat 20*
“The… the creature alongside the boat… Picks you up and carries you to shore.”
“You’re on the beach Shallan, what do you do now.”
“I roll to soulcast a stick and start a fire.”
*rolls a 1*
“Oh, well shit.”
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