ALSO re: your tags – you’re right and I TOTALLY AGREE that there needs to be more Hanseatic League in fantasy! It’s something I grumble about when people talk about “medieval fantasy”, we’re generally seeing one hell of a narrow image of medieval times. (And now I’m thinking I might draw on the League a little for the Hwenti, bc I was already thinking of them as a seagoing culture with city-states and lots of trading. Although they’re also an Athenian-style democracy…)

Yeah, Tolkien is where I don’t have a problem with the lack of representational government- but there is a discussion to be hand about how prevalent monarchies are in American SF among other things. 

The Hanseastic League is just so cool and I wish I knew more.

The original story stuff (that dumb rose story) is where I do two things- dump all the story ideas and especially expies and fanfic au ideas that I want to write but don’t want to write for that fandom. And force myself to write a setting that was “Medieval Fantasy” where I didn’t pull fashion from the Renaissance or go play in the Bronze Age. Which…I couldn’t help myself. But as I was setting up the basic medieval kingdom, I immediately decided that having just a king and lords was boring, so the king was an emperor that needed to be ratified by a group of Prince-Electors and some of those voting seats were clergy-held because my knowledge of the Holy Roman Empire might be mostly limited to Historical Fiction AU in the 1600s when those Elector votes are about to become obsolete in importance, but darn if that isn’t more interesting. And stock medieval fantasy needed more free charter towns and imperial cities. And that made me think of the Hanseatic League. And magical boats somehow. And then when I had to dump a bunch of Green Lanterns into this universe, well, perfect! If you’re forced to read Mark Twain and learn a little history of the American West, the river boat pilots stick in your head. Magic space interpol cops become magic templar summoners who exclusively work as ship pilots and security hired by the fantasy version Hanseatic League. Because I say so, and it works well with wacky mermaids!

this is ironic bc I’ve actually ended up living near the ocean or water loads of times! (I was like 20 metres off the quay in my last flat in the UK) And I do like the ocean, and water generally, and have Plans to go kayaking on the Havel or Spree which will hopefully come to something now that I’m no longer horrifyingly anaemic. But I still know next to nothing about ships. Thanks for the tip! I really do need to do research, I was just trying to avoid it :/

Yes! There’s a weird sort of sea longing where you don’t want the ocean itself but you want to be near it (for the temperature regulating and mildness of sea breezes). 

Again- “what a tub! You sailed here in this?!” is a very useful phrase ;p

Updates from the Far Side of the End of an Age-

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squirrelwrangler:

The start of the Second Age, in Valinor. The Band of the Red Hand and other survivors and reborn elves from the War of the Jewels now face eternity of peace in Valinor. The transition is smoother for some.

In other words, here’s the start of Bân’s second life:

Bân is at a loss for what to do with himself in his second life in Valinor, once the novelty of rebirth has worn off. Well, not entirely so – he knows whom he wishes for as company, and he knows which experiences he shall stringently endeavor to avoid repeating. That particular is easy enough with Morgoth banished to the Timeless Void. But an occupation to fill his time? That Bân lacks.

He was a soldier in Beleriand, a good one. He had been proud of the duties that he fulfilled and the people and lands he protected. His skills with a long blade are still only matched by a rare few – and of that small group, one of which he trained. His knowledge is that of war, and in war and combat Bân is wise. It is his skills outside of the purview of soldier that he lacks.

Bân has no expertise in a peacetime craft, and that should shame him. Even a daubbler’s introduction to hobbies that could form a trade or occupy his time he lacks. He had crafted his interests around those skills necessary for killing orcs and protecting lives via violence, even his simpler hobbies of physical movements were practice to keep muscles and joints limber. The daily exercise routines are useful for other aspects of Bân’s life – his lover certainly appreciates the end results. But Valinor has little need of more men to man the Pelóri Mountains. Bân could join the Vanyar athletes and train for their physical competitions and festivals. But such an endeavor feels hollow to him, and Bân knows he would soon bore of it. Other Returned Noldor face the same problems as Bân- whether to forgo all the martial skills that they had learned or try and preserve them by gentling and controlling the actions of war by transforming them into performance art. The riders already have, placing the mounted katas to music and renaming the battle maneuvers as dance. Bân watched a performance on invitation with the princes. It was moving and beautiful. He could not do it.

The others have options. Some like Aglar, Edrahil, and the princes have their old lives with their families and estates to return to, even if they are finding the old lives no longer exactly fit, like a garment shrunk in the washing or having been re-tailored to fit a new style. Edrahil, oddly enough, is the one most uncomfortable, but the former steward of Nargothrond has an escape plan lined up. Edrahil is nothing if not sensibly prepared, and he has all of eternity to learn how to sail – even if it will only be a placid houseboat and a lover willing to teach him. Edrahil and Maiwë plan to impose on his family’s generous hospitality only until the hull of their new houseboat is caulked. Sooner if Edrahil’s patience expires. And the betting has already begun on how soon Prince Finrod will flee his father’s court to spend a lengthy vacation on Edrahil’s floating house. That is probably why Amarië is assisting to decorate and outfit it, knowing in advance that she will call on Edrahil and Maiwë’s hospitality.

Tacholdir has his writings and Heledir has a collaboration with Princess Findis on something much the same, if more frivolous in subject matter. Bân is no author, unless letters to Aereth count, and he has no need of a pen when his beloved lives with him. 

Arodreth has merrily assigned himself as personal steward and gardener for Lady Alphen. She will either throw him out of her house on his ear or finally shove him into her bed. Or perhaps both. Old Mother Swan and Old Father Bull are as constant as tides, even if nowadays it is King Arafinwë to whom Lady Alphen advises, and Arodreth has banished both armor and – rumors says- the very concept of shirts. If the old warrior wishes to putter around a rose garden and organize the running of household tasks without tunic and only the most form-fitting of hose, Bân will not gainsay him. Anyways, he doubts the veracity of that rumor, no matter what Consael swears. Arodreth is handsome for an elf, even if his re-embodiment has not removed the signs of a wear of a long life full of strain and experience from his features, and he was never one for stylish or form-fitting clothes. And the current trend in Tirion is for men to wear very snugly fitting-abbreviated garments, as simplified and loose fitting gowns are trendy for women. Prince Finrod, Faron, and the half-brothers re the closest to popinjays among their cadre, and Tacholdir the only other one  to closely monitor current trends. Tacholdir recently dragged a stunned and overwhelmed Faron along to the best tailor in Tirion as a wardrobe consultant after he received his commission for his first published manuscript, then modeled the resulting new wardrobe for everyone. Therefore Bân knows what people are wearing in Tirion, even if he does not currently reside there. Back in Beleriand – before death – Arodreth rarely wore the finery befitting his station, and in this Bân is alike, content to daily wear the loose-fitting and comfortable gambesons that he wore as armor under-padding. Now Bân has no armor, yet he cannot drum up enthusiasm for new clothes.

That his baggy mortal-style trousers are apparently also in-fashion, at least among the daring youths of Valmar and Tirion, according to Consael, does mildly horrify Bân. In his youth, back when the Trees lived, the hip trend was secret swords and emblazoned shields, so this fancy for aping mortal appearance is at least more benign.

Still, the germ of the story, the implication that Arodreth is actively attempting to seduce Lady Alphen, is believable. Heledir is perhaps the only one of Bân’s cohort that has not initiated a courtship or is already betrothed or married. The Valar know this dance between Arodreth and Alphen has been long enough.

Aglar and his wife are expecting twins. Bân’s dearest friend, Fân, has not yet married his love, the shy yet strong Dondwen, but the two are living together in travellers’ inn that she runs, along with a boy named Brandost. The former pugilist now innkeeper had taken in a war orphan during the aftermath of the War of Wrath, and until the boy’s parents are reborn, or by some miracle survived the war and find passage on the ships returning to Valinor, he is theirs to raise. The ring that Fân wears is still silver, and yet he finds himself already in the role of father. Of all the surprises awaiting them upon their rebirth, Fân’s wins for shock value.

Fatherhood Bân has not yet discussed with Aereth. It would certainly occupy his time, but he does not feel ready for the responsibility. He ignores Heledir’s unsubtle prompting. He knows of the secret bet. During his most snide moments, he wishes to shout at everyone, “Beren beat all of us to that accomplishment.”

Now that he thinks on the subject, Bân acknowledges that there will be fierce fighting among his friends on who gets to honor Beren by naming their child in reference to the hero.

Thank you that is super useful! I was not raised by naval officers (my family is mainly scientists) and Germany isn’t exactly renowned for its coastline, so I have no clue.

It’s a weird family history, because I have too much Navy for a family of mostly Swiss, Bavarian, Slovak-Hungarian, “’Romanian’ mercenary that spoke Mandarin and Mongolian”, etc… and it’s not like my parents’ Naval specialties were ship-centric (my dad switched to fighter-pilot because he hated submarines and my mom joined for the language scholarship). The actual fishing I’ve done has been fly-fishing in a creek in Montana. I’ve never lived on the beach or ever want to. Swimming in the ocean? Hell no. But the ocean itself? The platonic ideal of sailing? That Tolkien said- the most important hero in my universe is not a warrior or king or sorcerer but a sailor and his greatest deed was navigating. *Extreme Fist-pump*

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You have *definitely* gotten further than I have! (The point to which I’ve gotten being: “ships?”) I was trying to avoid the whole subject but then my POV char began comparing Numenorean and Telerin ships and I went “damnit, he’d actually know about this, wouldn’t he”

Look up David Weber one of these days. Basically SF writer who recreates the Horiato Hornblower (Master and Commander on the Far Side of the World) series IN SPACE. I was raised by two naval officers- it’s sort of like all the dog show breed stuff. i know enough to know what I don’t know, and enough to want to get at least some details down. 

-easiest thing and what I’m mostly doing – tell the reader if the ship has one mast with a single sail or more than one mast. the sail sitting perpendicular to the boat itself and of a squarish rectangle is a traditionally (Northern) European thing. What we tend to think of. The sail running mostly parallel (and triangular) is an Indian Ocean, warmer seas, more maneuverable but not good for long ocean voyages lanteen thing. Those might have a bigger triangle on one side and a narrower triangle on the other. Does it have a pointy front or not, how tall are the sides. I’m banking on the majority of readers giving less of a care than me. When in doubt, have the pov character call the ship “ugh, look at that ungainly tub” or “what a clean and beautiful craft” and move on ;p

oh god don’t remind me, I’m writing a character who lives in Alqualonde right now as well and I think I’m actually going to have to look up different ship types myself

I’m a weird person in that I love ships in concept but don’t want to go physically sailing and have read a lot of it in fiction but never studied or learned anything. And again I get ‘reefed’ on the knowledge that Tolkien was drawing on a medieval (mostly English) tradition but Númenor/inspired is Mediterranean, so I try to default back to pre 1400s Northern Europe for nautical stuff unless I think I can go Mediterranean (and by that I mean Ancient Egypt). So it’s Dover Bronze Age Boat for early stuff (and rafts and dugout canoes for Cuiviénen), Welsh coracles in lower Beleriand, the fact that I’m still not 100% sure Tolkien was picturing a longship for all the various elven boats (I don’t think he was thinking of a classical Greek or Roman galley) but for all I know, we’re talking about the great 18th century ships of the line that were the pride of Britannia (okay I’ll be honest- Ar-Pharazon’s ship was definitely the Mary Rose – or better yet for historical schadenfreude, the Vasa)

A kind-faced old mortal man pointed them to the ship that would ferry them to the staging point at the bare rock island of former Dorthonion and onto a Falmari ocean-going ship. Faron laughed then, for he recognized the vessel that he would board.

The single square sail was black wool twill, and obviously a fresh sailcloth with the lack of patches or mends, and the prow curved up and over like an octopus tentacle, complete with rings painted along both sides and down the length of the hull. Faron always thought that the pattern looked more like the feathers of a hawk owl than the row of suckers that it was supposed to emulate. On either side a row of oars hung above the water like a seabird drying its wings. Priming for a soon departure, as thus did Faron read into those oar positions. Again he laughed with himself over this private joke the universe was sharing with him, for the ship was a coastal galley of Brithombar. Specifically it was a ship captained by a member of his family. Grandfather’s boat had been a great hollowed log from a giant oak tree, rigged with a sail when Ossë taught the elves how to use sails to catch a wind to propel their canoes and rafts, and he had named the boat Mithmeren. All subsequent watercraft, be they small coracles or forty-oared trading vessels, were the Grey Daughters of Mithmeren, manned by Faron’s father, uncles, brothers, cousins, and sister. This ship meant one thing – a member of Faron’s family had survived the war.

And befittingly, they were taking him to his new home.

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Could I PLEASE stop seeing period dramas where women aren’t wearing chemises under their corsets

Also to add- corsets were not because of “patriarchical oppression”. In most cases it was how you held up and supported your boobs with the benefit of shaping your figure at the same time. Just like a bra today. I hate it when some actresses refuse to wear corsets for a role that ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE WORN ONE because they’re trying to express their feminism. Like, I get it, it’s 100% okay to express your feminism but for goodness sakes do some historical research about what it actually was before making assumptions

Also, also, please no more “I can’t get into my corset without help” because that’s nonsense. I’m sure there were a lot of rich ladies who were laced in every day but a lot of other women managed to put on corsets themselves just fine. There was a study done in the 1887 about how women laced their corsets and the majority of them didn’t lace it so tightly they couldn’t breathe. In fact most women laced it to a comfortable place, with a 3 to 4 inch gap at the back.

There are so many myths about corsets and I’m passionate about accurate depictions of historical clothing

Tightlacing a corset and just wearing one to support your boobs are two different things!!!!