tagged by @crocordile​ on the music shuffle meme

Rules: write the first 10 songs that come up on shuffle and quote your favorite lyrics, then tag 10 people.

So consider yourself tagged if you click on the read more.

The Wolves by Ben Howard

 Watching from both sides, these clock towers burning up,
 I lost my time here, i lost my patience with it all. 
 And we lost faith, in the arms of love. 

Genghis Khan by Miike Snow *

I get a little bit Genghis Khan
Don’t want you to get it on
With nobody else but me
With nobody else but me

*It’s an annoying ear worm but it came up in the shuffle, so, eh, the repeated ad nauseum chorus

White Flag by Bishop Briggs

Patience is wearing thin, paper thin
Promises broke again, what a sin
But it only feeds my energy
So don’t expect no sympathy

Smoke, fire, it’s all going up
Don’t you know I ain’t afraid to shed a little blood?
Smoke, fire, flares are going up, flares are going up

Paparazzi by Lady Gaga **

I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me

** Not a fav Gaga song, so shrug emoji

Broken Crown by Mumford & Sons

…okay, there’s a lot of lines from this I love- and more than one version of this song (”To Darkness”) with additional lyrics.

Touch my mouth
And hold my tongue
I’ll never be your chosen one

I will not speak of your sin
There was no way out for him

But oh, my heart was flawed
I knew my weakness
So hold my hand
Consign me not to darkness

I’ll never wear your broken crown

In this twilight, how dare you speak of grace 

Champion by Barns Courtney

Woah Lord, set my soul
Take my pain and turn it into gold

Blood on My Name by The Brothers Bright

There’s a reckonin’ a-comin’
And it burns beyond the grave
Lead inside my belly
‘cause my soul has lost its way

Oh, Lazarus
How did your debts get paid?
Oh, Lazarus
Were you so afraid?

That a prophet would be grieved

Ophelia by The Lumineers

Oh, Ophelia, heaven help a fool who falls in love

And I don’t feel nothing at all
And you can’t feel nothing small

Honey I love you, that’s all she wrote

Favorite Color is Blue by Robert DeLong

I’m out of control, live in a fictional prose
I took an oath, it’s killing me though
‘Cause I don’t believe in the things that I do

Roped up, rat in a cage

Drinking at a playground, tequila for one

You say that you’re here, but
You live on the Sun

I’m at a funeral, nothing unusual

Taking a bite, worm in the apple
I knew it would happen, ’cause honey the vermin survive

Suit and Jacket by Judah & the Lion

I ain’t trading my youth for no suit and jacket
I ain’t giving my freedom for your money and status

And I ain’t giving this fire for a cold, cold heart

high-six:

can you imagine ford as a college lecturer or, god forbid, a professor. sweet jesus itd be a disaster (also wouldve made college infinitely more exciting for me tbh)

“will the course be hard”

“no fucking idea”

“do you have a syllabus for us dr. pines”

“um…” *rifles through some desk drawers, sweeps some books and papers off his desk, digs around, comes up with a crooked frown* “no. no i dont. apparently.”

“what textbook are we using”

“textbooks are filled with pretention and oft-misconstrued words! no, my dear students, we will go outside and experience the course material firsthand! it is, after all, the best way to learn!”

“is there a chance we could die in this course dr. pines”

“no! well… maybe. watch your step out here, i believe there’s some patches of quicksand which sucks you through a wormhole into another dimension”

“is there any way i can get my money back for this class”

*nervously side eyes a picture frame of his brother on a file cabinet* “ah… no, sorry, no refunds…” *awkwardly clears throat and pretends stan didnt fucking blow all the money on stan o’ war upgrades and a trip to vegas already*

ford often leaps onto his or a student’s desk and loudly pontificates on some unrelated literature and rants about how holden caulfield is a spoiled brat and that mary shelley invented science fiction and how hp lovecraft is an antisemite and sometimes his students will livestream his shouting rants, or theyll tweet like “my prof is going tf off about classic lit–this is an advanced bio class btw” and others will avidly take notes and others will just like, pull their hoods up and take a nap

“hey dr. pines you sound kinda like the guy from the farmers insurance commercials”

“the what now”

“does dr. pines even have office hours”

“yeah but hes usually on the roof trying to jack somebodys wifi signal or harness lightning because he told us the campus is ‘foolish not to take advantage of the opportunity to obtain clean energy’ or whatever, i dont know, hes nuts”

“hey dr pines why were you getting arrested on the news last week”

“oh that was my brother. we’re identical twins, hes always been a bit of a law breaker”

“how did he embezzle money from a library”

“i dont know and i dont want to know, quite frankly”

v1als:

the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there

the ONLY 4th of July post I have seen today on my dash is from a Brazilian

Of Ingwë

update – yes the long promised chapter isn’t done yet. It’s five sections, of which some of them have been finished or nearly finished for over half a year. But I can say today I finished the other Finwë

part, so I only have Ingwë’s middle section to write. (It goes Elwë, Finwë

, Ingwë, Elwë, Finwë).

transfemmefatale:

people always act like the dceu is dark because they’re trying so hard to be dark, when in reality there’s an inherent darkness in taking the source material seriously and having there be physical and emotional consequences to the crazy things that happen in this universe. when theres a battle in the middle of the city, innocent people die and zack snyder doesn’t shy away from that. but no, its just dark cause he’s an edgelord, has nothing to do with him taking these characters and asking himself how they would exist in our reality and weighing the consequences of that.

soheilsolitarius:

me: i love tolkien’s worldbuilding and lore it’s so intricate and beautiful and amazing and-

tolkien: golf was invented when a hobbit knocked a goblin king’s head off with a wooden club and the head soared through the air and landed in a rabbit’s hole

#i thought this was gonna be a joke post but i see it’s just quick meta with an example (via @crocordile)

lestib0urnes:

sunlian:

probablymemerpgideas:

probablytheworstrpgideas:

probablynecromancerrpgideas:

probablyromanticrpgideas:

probablyoprpgideas:

probablygoodrpgideas:

probablyninjarpgideas:

probablydumbrpgideas:

Weapons that whisper to you

Knife that whispers when you should strike

Knife that whispers where you should strike

A knife that whispers spells.

A knife that whispers sweet nothings to you and compliments how you just killed that person

a knife that whispers to your fallen enemies and persuades them to rise and fight for you

A knife that whispers facts about your enemy

a knife that sings “mmm watcha say” every time you kill someone

big sword that sings abba hits during battle

A sword who always nags you to use it to destroy evil but has no real concept of what evil is

You just described Nightblood.

12, 20!

I wrote in pen to make it easier to scan- and purposefully wrote as I went without conscientiously trying to write neatly, therefore giving you a more authentic feel for my normal handwriting, the way that I write when scribbling down notes or working on drafts for stories:

 the first 5 words that come to your mind + 

favorite lyric(s) :

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Handwriting Asks

kerplunk:

Send me a number and I’ll handwrite the answer for you!

1. write your URL

2. write the URL of the person who sent the ask

3. write your blog title

4. write the blog title of the person who sent the ask

5. your name

6. your birthday

7. where you live right now

8. where you were born

9. today’s date

10. current time

11. relationship status

12. the first 5 words that come to your mind

13. your number of followers

14. the number of blogs you’re following

15. the URLs of your tumblr crushes

16. draw your tumblr activity graph 🙂

17. describe the latest post on your dashboard

18. favorite band(s), musician(s)

19. favorite song(s)

20. favorite lyric(s)

21. favorite album(s)

22. favorite color(s)

23. celebrity crushes

24. favorite food

25. favorite beverage

26. favorite TV show(s)

27. favorite movie(s)

28. favorite actors or actresses

29. describe what you’re wearing right now

30. write something for the person who sent the ask

31. ships?

32. favorite season(s)

33. favorite ice cream flavor(s)

34. a place you wanna go on holiday

35. favorite number

36. favorite meme(s)

37. favorite animal(s)

38. favorite quote(s)

39. a random fact about yourself

40. write your name with your non-dominant hand

41. handwrite a message to your followers

42. something of your choice (specify in ask)