Sorry I know I should be finishing up the next OII chapter (and I’ve been binge-watching even remotely relevant Time Team episodes for inspiration and research) but I found this plaid in the bargain bin scraps and so I’m making another coat for my dolls (I know the plaid doesn’t line up in the front but I had to cut out the left panel twice and at least it’s straight)

no, he did not, as far I know it was finally dated only recently (I mean they’ve found out it could still exist in early Neolithic))

Yeah, that the carbon dating wasn’t until much later, and that hey, surprise HG Wells, it wasn’t fifty thousand years ago that England and France were connected but only somewhere around eight to ten thousand years ago, maybe less. But at this point I fully expect a Tolkien letter pointing out the Doggerland/Beleriand connection

Oh wait dsbhdjnd the robins (all of them!)

Okay, disclaimer about how comic artwork is hit or miss depending on who is drawing the issues and the colorists and which version of canon….

Dick Grayson:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

I know he’s supposed to be the prettiest and best ass, and he is usually drawn pretty and while I won’t say that his ass jumped out to me as superior to any other derriere drawn in comics until I learned it was a fandom meme, but he is the standard of ‘dude in comics must be as hot as average Dick Grayson image to be considered a hot dude’- and he’s usually not drawn too beefy like Bruce where it tips out of my personal taste range

Jason Todd: 

 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

You get fanartists or Dexter Soy drawing him- and yeah, hotter than Dick. Thighs, dear god. (and arms). No mullet. Better chances of begin drawn with bedroom/sad puppy that needs cuddling eyes 

Tim Drake:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Take the Grayson temple- but then make him too short, too skinny and young or weirdly buff chest with still noodle short limbs, rarely has good or even decent hair unless Marcus To is drawing him, plus the fuck boy attitude and lingering classism 

Stephanie Brown:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She, I swear, is never drawn ugly. Blonde girls aren’t my thing, but yeah, if I had to pick one from Wonder Girl #3, Stargirl, the various Supergirls, etc…, Steph is my pick

Damian Wayne:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

He’s at most 13. And half the time was drawn as a pretty ugly little kid with a pug-nosed gremlin face. Probably going grow into the bulky Batman look. He’s the bratty little brother- you want to pinch his cheeks.

How hot are: Beren, Aegnor, Andreth, Ingwe pre-Valinor, Ingwe 4th age

Beren:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

I imagine there’s a sliding scale of full-on hairy bear wildman (too ungroomed for me) to scruffy stubble hotness to Bucky post Winter-Soldier I just want to eat plums in peace tied back my long hair neatly hunk (all within my hell-yes range)

Aegnor:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

 Blondes are very hit or miss, usually miss for me, and it depends on how punk his hair is, but I imagine him very attractive

Andreth:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

shorter and curvier than an elf maid, gap in her front teeth, very much an Elizabeth Bennet and not a Jane Bennet

Ingwë:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

…the difference is that Post-Great Journey Ingwë has mellowed out, so personality wise is better for me, but no lie, a key part of his characterization has to be that he is really really smoking hot. And like, stoic bad-ass trying to protect and enable the women in his family, quiet cat lover…

Oh- heads up- I did go see IW opening night with my MCU-adoring sister. Overall I didn’t dislike it like Age of Ultron or Civil War. How much I really think of it depends in part on what choices they make for Avengers 4, and because it was one of those crossovers with twenty character plot threads and was just a jump from character to character fight, but the quips- the half I could hear over the audience laughter- weren’t as obnoxious as they could be, some moments were genuinely emotional and serious, Thanos as a character was…ok I still thought his design was ridiculously stupid, and his menace was the Infinity Stones, not him, and his motivation had internal logic, it’s just that the motivation itself was genocidal toxic man stupid. 

The big problem is that while I was a big fan during the Phase 1 and some Phase 2 films, starting around AoU I lost interest and certainly lost respect, and CW and all but BP of the recent six or so MCU films I have outright hated or barely enjoyed. So any emotional connection I once had to these characters and this universe is minimal. So any deaths (I won’t spoil) I felt very little about – especially knowing that they’ll be recon’ed and with MCU’s tone of flippancy and fun over real emotional weight, I wasn’t trusting IW and its second part sequel to do those any justice. So yeah, at no point did I cry. Can’t decide was IW actually good, or needs that investment in 18 (half of them over-hyped) movies to be more than meh.

squirrelwrangler:

Andreth steps outside the door of her nephew’s house, the grand building that had once been home of her brother and her father and their father before them, so lovingly crafted and worn smooth by time and care. Her fingers wish to linger on the door-latch for a moment, but she does not hesitate to walk further into the light. She does not hear the door close behind her, or any sounds from inside the house. It is dawn, and the reddish orange of the sky looks so warm and comforting. She does not understand how it can, because the fiery glow engulfs the entire skyline and casts its hue over everything she sees, and she should be frightened, should be thinking of the flames that destroyed her world only a few days ago, but she doesn’t. She has forgotten the northern fires.

Andreth walks out from the shadow of the eaves, hugging her green cloak around her shoulders, staring out at the field stretched out before the house. From this angle she cannot see the other houses of the village nor the smithy, mill, or any of the barns, not even the fence-lines. Only a field of green grain, waist-high with summer promise, and a figure standing in the field with his back to her. The dawn silhouettes him, and Andreth knows the lines of his shoulders. He is leaning over to run a hand over the barley, and as a breeze lifts at her unbound hair, Andreth begins to smile in recognition and joy. He is not wearing armor, only a soft woven tunic of the very sort of plaid woolen cloth that has come from her looms, and there is no sword or quiver belted at his waist. He is free of tension, at peace, and that alone would make Andreth weep. Sunlight turns the curls of his hair into pure gold. It is still silent. Andreth walks out into the field, the dew soaking through the thin leather of her shoes and collecting on the hem of her green cloak. The man in the field straightens and turns to face her over his shoulder, smiling.

Aegnor speaks to her, and at first Andreth doesn’t understand. Something about a ring, and she looks down at her hand, where a silver band wraps around her finger. An elven proposal of marriage custom, she remembers it being explained to her, silver for intention to wed, but does not recall if it was Finrod or Aegnor himself who had told her, and it does not make sense. He had never proposed to her, no matter how she had dreamed he had. But he is looking at her with such certainty and love, framed by the orange dawn. Andreth stares at the cold circle of silver, and suddenly the light has cooled and she feels cold. She remembers the texture of ash and dirt in her hands, digging through the aftermath of a battlefield. She remembers burials, and wakes. 

Andreth is in her ancestral home, but her bed is cold. The fire in the hearth is gone, and as she stretches out her hand, she can feel the piece of metal from her dream. It is a piece of chain-mail from a shattered and burnt suit of elven mail, one of the larger rings that she had dug out from the pile of charred bones. She runs a finger over the metal and wishes she was back in her dream.

i am nothing if not predictable and this is the JL trailer Clois scene because OTPs are meant to be combined.