40 Questions — Meme for Fic Writers

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aylithewriting:

  1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.
  2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?
  3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?
  4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?
  5. Share one of your strengths.
  6. Share one of your weaknesses.
  7. Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
  8. Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
  9. Which fic has been the hardest to write?
  10. Which fic has been the easiest to write?
  11. Is writing your passion or just a fun hobby?
  12. Is there an episode above all others that inspires you just a little bit more?
  13. What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across?
  14. What’s the worst writing advice you’ve ever come across?
  15. If you could choose one of your fics to be filmed, which would you choose?
  16. If you only could write one pairing for the rest of your life, which pairing would it be?
  17. Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?
  18. Do you use any tools, like worksheets or outlines?
  19. Stephen King once said that his muse is a man who lives in the basement. Do you have a muse?
  20. Describe your perfect writing conditions.
  21. How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?
  22. Choose a passage from one of your earlier fics and edit it into your current writing style. (Person sending the ask is free to make suggestions).
  23. If you were to revise one of your older fics from start to finish, which would it be and why?
  24. Have you ever deleted one of your published fics?
  25. What do you look for in a beta?
  26. Do you beta yourself? If so, what kind of beta are you?
  27. How do you feel about collaborations?
  28. Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.
  29. If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?
  30. Do you accept prompts?
  31. Do you take liberties with canon or are you very strict about your fic being canon compliant?
  32. How do you feel about smut?
  33. How do you feel about crack?
  34. What are your thoughts on non-con and dub-con?
  35. Would you ever kill off a canon character?
  36. Which is your favorite site to post fic?
  37. Talk about your current wips.
  38. Talk about a review that made your day.
  39. Do you ever get rude reviews and how do you deal with them?
  40. Write an alternative ending to [insert fic title] (or just the summary of one).

I love all these questions. I would answer these. If someone was like, curious.

Balrog: wings or not?

We be pulling out the OLD SKOOL WANK 

The physical mass of a balrog is flame and smoke- there may or may not even be armor that a balrog wears and the whips are probably not a separate object but a thin tendril extension of itself because the visual should be more like genie than an ogre. If there are wings, it is the smoke flaring up into the shape of wings, which it might do for dramatic intimidation. Out in the sunlight or on the battlefield the smoke and flame may harden and tighten down into a humanoid shape, like lava cooling into igneous rock, brittle and hole-ridden as pumice but as cutting as obsidian, and that form has no wings.

That Gil-salad gil-galad parentage ask was fun to answer, and I know I haven’t blogged about Silm in a more general meta or headcanons fashion in…years, especially with new(ish) followers. 

So since I finished one sewing project and could use a break, anyone feel free to ask me the big fandom questions or a little one, something I may have talked about before or never have, something you think might be specific to my interests or fics or something you’ve never seen me post about. Old mutuals, new followers, anon – ask away!

Who do you think that Gil-Salad’s father was?

sosnowcomesafterfire:

squirrelwrangler:

Alas, I foolishly used ‘gil-galad’ as my tag for this character, thus using a dash and making said tag untraceable. Somewhere deep in my blog is my long response to the gil-galad parentage, but I’ll try my best to summarize the points, and basically it all comes down to Finduilas.

Gil-galad has two main contenders for parentage: Fingon and Orodreth. I’ll also entertain a dark horse candidate in claiming the throne via maternal line Lalwen, which does have some appeal in explaining the murkiness and silence on where Gil-galad came from. It also keeps the ‘sent from Hithlim down to Círdan’ journey and establishes a Lalwen and Círdan friendship (Lalwen as Fingolfin’s ambassador to Brithombar). I am especially warming up to this alternative because it adds a wonderful twist conclusion to Fingon ousting Lalwen from political power and influence after Fingolfin’s death in a combination of misogyny, pettiness, and desire to be independent (you will pry this headcanon from my dead fingers because it gives something actually interesting to bland beige wallpaper boy).

But Fingon was the version in the published Silm, and first, most widespread version wins. Plus it gives something for Fingon to do and means he marries a Sindarin lady -Meril of the original ruling family of Hithlum, distantly related via marriage to Thingol, and whose first cousin is the wife of Orodreth. I like the long-running rulers of Noldor-in-Exile to be Fingolfin’s line, and makes Gil-galad follow in the footsteps of his grandfather, complete with Pyrrhic death against a Dark Lord in a duel within his dark kingdom. Nice bookends. And Gil-galad’s sigil is a dark blue with silver stars, which is the colors for Fingolfin, not Finarfin or Finrod’s green.

Now Orodreth already has a canon wife and close allies with Thingol and a more logical and natural explanation for an alliance with Círdan, and the symbolism of the Kigns of the Noldor being both Arafinwë and his (great-)grandson on both sides of the sea are nice. But. Finduilas. I don’t like Finduilas staying while Gil-galad is sent for safety, that there would then be zero mention of him in Children of Húrin (which there is a parallel that should have been explored). And Gil-galad uses a spear as his signature weapon and the only other time a spear is mentioned instead of a sword, ax, or bow is the spear used to kill Finduilas. Making Finduilas and Gil-galad siblings thus unsettles me.

Now, I headcanon Finduilas and Gil-galad being second-cousins via their mothers because it gives an excellent reason in-universe for the conflicting stories and removes Orodreth’s wife/Finduilas’s mother from CoH without killing her off. When Gil-galad is sent to Círdan, he travels through Nargothrond first, and for the final leg of the journey is accompanied by his aunt. She -let’s call her Eregriel- stays with Gil-galad in Brithombar for a few years to get him settled/so he has family/her child is an adult or nearly so but his nephew is very young and thus needs her. But then events of the war happen, Ergriel is stuck unable to return home, then her home is destroyed, she stays in Gil-galad’s court, is treated and respected as if she was his birth mother, and the confusion in the historical records occur.

And not that it really matters. Biological headcanons be whatever. Gil-galad’s father is Círdan. He speaks Sindarin, his culture in more Falathrim than Noldor, and his history is the twilight days of the First Age Beleriand and the Second Age Middle-earth.

Another interesting exploration of my fav

Forgive me, @princeofyoghurts. It wasn’t until the reblog that I even noticed that the question was about Gil-Salad, not Gil-galad.

His father was an unimportant Green Elf of Prince Oropher’s retinue, obviously. Unless the character you refer to is the vegetable creation of one Elanor Gamgee, age 11, who was valiantly slain by a mashed potato oliphaunt.

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Ava DuVernay To Direct Jack Kirby Comic Creation ‘The New Gods’ For Warner Bros, DC

justiceleague:

After making history as the first woman of color to helm a $100 million-plus live-action film in A Wrinkle In Time, Ava DuVernay will continue to play in the event film sandbox. She’s closing a deal with Warner Bros and DC to direct a big-budget screen adaptation of The New Gods, the creation of revered comic book impresario Jack Kirby. The studio will quickly set a screenwriter who’ll craft the narrative and work closely with DuVernay.

This will be another $100M-plus film for DuVernay, who has taken quite a leap in scale since her breakout film Selma. She unveiled a New Gods connection late last year when she responded to a question on social media on who her favorite superhero is. “Big Barda. Many reasons” was her reply. Big Barda is one of the New Gods and the wife of Mister Miracle, also a Kirby creation.

Ava DuVernay To Direct Jack Kirby Comic Creation ‘The New Gods’ For Warner Bros, DC

STILL ON PATROL

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willowwitchery:

thehoneybeewitch:

tharook:

pipistrellus:

I learned something new and horrifying today which is… that… no submarine is ever considered “lost” … there is apparently a tradition in the U.S. Navy that no submarine is ever lost. Those that go to sea and do not return are considered to be “still on patrol.”

?????

There is a monument about this along a canal near here its… the worst thing I have ever seen. it says “STILL ON PATROL” in huge letters and then goes on to specify exactly how many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE, ON PATROL (it is almost 2000 WWII submarine ghosts, ftr). Here is the text from it:

“U.S. Navy Submarines paid heavily for their success in WWII. A total of 374 officers and 3131 men are still on board these 52 U.S. submarines still on patrol.”

THANKS A LOT, U.S. NAVY, FOR HAVING THIS TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL HORRIFYING TRADITION, AND TELLING ALL OF US ABOUT IT. THANKS. THANK YOU

anyway now my mother and I cannot stop saying STILL ON PATROL to each other in ominous tones of voice

There’s definitely something ominous about that—the implication that, one day, they will return from patrol.

Actually, it’s rather sweet. I don’t know if this is common across the board, but my dad’s friend is a radio op for subs launched off the east coast, and he always is excited for Christmas, because they go through the list of SoP subs and hail them, wishing them a merry Christmas and telling them they’re remembered.

Imagine a country whose seamen never die, and whose submarines can’t be destroyed…because no ones sure if they exist or not.

No but imagine. It’s Christmas. A black, rotting corridor in a forgotten submarine. The sound of dripping water echoes coldly through the hull. You can’t see very far down the corridor but then, a man appears, he’s running, in a panic, but his footsteps make no noise. The spectral seaman dashes around the corner and slips through a rusty wall. He finds himself at the back of a crowd of his cadaverous crew-mates. They part to let him through. He feels the weight of their hollow gaze as he reaches the coms station. Even after all these years a sickly green light glistens in the dark. The captain’s skeleton lays a sharp hand on his shoulder and nods at him encouragingly, the light sliding over the bones of his skull. The ghost of the seaman steadies himself and slips his fingers into the dials of the radio, possessing it. It wails and screeches. A bombardment of static. And then silence. The deathly crew mates look at each other with worry, with sadness; could this be the year where there is no voice in the dark? No memory of home? The phantasm of the sailor pushes his hand deeper into the workings of the radio, the signal clears, and then a strong voice, distant with the static but warm and kind, echoes from the darkness; “Merry Christmas boys, we’re all thinking of you here at home, have a good one.”
A sepulchral tear wafts it’s way down the seaman’s face. The bony captain embraces him. The crew grin through rotten jaws, laughing silently in their joy. They haven’t forgotten us. They haven’t forgotten.

I am completely on board with this. It’s not horrifying, it’s heartwarming.

Personal story time: whenever I go to Field Museum’s Egypt exhibit, I stop by the plaque at the entrance to the underground rooms. It has an English translation of a prayer to feed the dead, and a list of all the names they know of the mummies on display there. I always recite the prayer and read aloud the list of names. They wanted to live forever, to always have their souls fed and their names spoken. How would they feel about being behind glass, among strangers? Every little thing you can do to give respect for the dead is warranted.

I love the idea of lost subs still being on patrol. Though if you really want something ominous, let me say that the superstitious part of me wonders: why are they still on patrol? If they haven’t been found, do they not consider their mission completed? What is it out there that they are protecting us from?

@boromir-queries-sean

 There’s been something in the water since we first learned to float on it.  Not marine life, although there’s more of that than we’ll ever know.  Not rocks and currents and sand bars and icebergs either, although they’ve all taken more than their share of human life.

But something deeper.  Something Other.  Something not natural.

Sailors have always been superstitious.

Not one of them described it right.

You don’t hear about it so much now that we don’t lose ships anymore, really, not like we did at the height of the sea trade when barely an inch of ocean floor didn’t bear some wreck or other.  And better ships and GPS and weather satellites have all played their part in that.

But we have protection now that we didn’t before.  They don’t interfere with war and battle, even on behalf of what used to be their country, or with rocks and weather and human stupidity.  Those are concerns for the living.

But the Other Things, the Things that shouldn’t be there – They can’t get to us now without a fight.  It’s a fight They haven’t won in a very long time.

As long as we remember them, as long as we call out to them – not very often, just once a year will do – they will keep protecting us from the Things that go bump in the deep.

More than fifty submarines, Still On Patrol.

I love everything about this, but it’s the last bit that made me say “okay now I’ll reblog it.”