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capnhanbers:

capnhanbers:

@ those people who start binging ur story and leave tons of lil comments so u can track their progress: you rock

@ those people who read ur whole story in one night and leave a huge excited review at the end: you rock

@ those people who have been there from the beginning and make a point to leave a comment on every update: you rock

Hey Jersey! Can you tell me about Steph’s relationship with Bruce? I don’t know a lot about her, but the panels I see online seem quite antagonistic and fandom seems to think they don’t get along…what’s the deal?

phantomchick:

jerseydevious:

the panels are antagonistic, and they don’t get along; for most of steph’s existence, bruce is an immeasurable asshole to her. he uses her to lure tim back as robin, leads her directly into the trap that gets her killed, and at every turn in the road tells her that he doesn’t think she’s capable, and that she should turn back now. why? because war games and the associated storylines were written by infinite monkeys with infinite bananas throwing the peels at a single typewriter, is why. the peels are symbolic of sexism in writing and how no one could dare think for a minute that steph could be more important in batman comics than penis-having tim drake, even though steph had much more promise and would generate much more interesting stories. it fucking sucks to suck, right. now, steph and bruce have had nice moments. in gotham knights, there’s a panel where bruce tells steph he doesn’t mind her chatter, and there’s a bit where steph goes, “mock me at your peril, masked man,” which is very dear to me. 

from what i can extrapolate from there, she would’ve been much like dick was as a robin, filled with chatter and cheesy commentary; which i think is an interesting idea, because her background is much more similar to jason’s. i think bruce and steph together as batman and robin could’ve created a powerful story about healing; tim kept batman alive, but steph would be the one to teach batman to live again. because steph’s will to survive, to keep going, to adapt and thrive even when no one wants her to is inspiring. that’s something that people look at and say, wow, maybe i want to be like that. and in that time steph becomes robin, batman’s been through a whole fucking lot – i’d love to see a burnt out batman get inspired again by looking at this spitfire little girl who refuses to stop. i think having a robin who inspires batman is a whole new sort of thing altogether.

but 🙂 i never 🙂 fucking 🙂 got it 🙂

#they hugged in tynion ‘tec but tynion ‘tec’s steph is a cardboard cut-out #labelled with ‘tim’s girlfriend’ #god mocks me still with steph’s potential

The struggle

Weather for last few days has gotten back to the very humid low 70s – T-shirt and short shorts weather. Yes I know it’s winter. That just means the mosquitos haven’t returned yet.

My hair is starting to rest on my shoulders. Especially in the humidity it is curling up into those pretty curls. I love my curls.

I hate it. Too much hair. Can’t believe first twenty years I had nearly waist-length. Time to chop off a few inches for my sanity.

But it’s so pretty.

I wait ‘til Spring Break to bobcut.

It’s too hot outside to have it on my neck.

Ugh.

To cut or not to cut.

sauwuron:

namo: melkor, for thy wicked and craven deeds, thou art sentenced to three hundred years-

melkor: hey wait don’t i get to make a defence statement

namo: you’ve been found guilty there’s literally nothing you can do to change your sentence

manwe: no it’s alright let him speak

melkor: thank you *deep breath*

MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY,

in which Sirius Black fails to Argue with a Hat.

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Sirius Black meets James Potter on the train to Hogwarts. He joins Potter in mocking that pale-skinned kid with the lank black hair, just as he would in other universes. James is the first person who spoke to him without giving a damn that he’s a Black, and Sirius is not going to be turning his nose up at that, thanks.

(He maybe feels about .5 seconds of regret, but it’s mostly regret that forms once Sirius realizes that the greasy kid was in the company of a temperamental ginger girl who all but screamed Future Gryffindor.)

When the train starts, they collect a blond boy who looks ill named Remus, and a shorter, round-cheeked kid named Peter. They’re polar opposites–short and plump, tall and gaunt. Sirius has no idea what makes James find the three of them acceptable–he’s a bloody Potter, he could claim anyone–but Sirius will take it.

Sirius is the first of all of them to meet the Sorting Hat. He thinks it’s going to be fine. He knows you can argue with the Hat. It’s the only useful thing Phineas’s portrait told him before Phineas Nigellus Black discovered why Sirius wanted to know, and now the portrait won’t speak to him. Wanker.

The Sorting Hat argues back. Sirius is suddenly terrified, because the Hat is insistent that Sirius needs Slytherin. No. He does not. His entire family was in Slytherin, and they’re completely mental. He hates Slytherins! He doesn’t want to be one! Any other House. Any. Other. House.

Your family doesn’t know what it means to be silver-and-green, the Hat says forebodingly. You’ll show them all, you’ll see! and then it shouts “Slytherin!” and Sirius’s heart falls down to land in his shoe.

Fuck.

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Here it is, a Sirius Black I can finally get behind!

Even if there is no more of this AU, I love what is written