Tag: alfred the cat

forwhateveryouwant:

arabian-batboy:

I want for Alfred the Cat to one day find a little black kitten on the street crying over its dead cat parents that were killed by a street dog, so he takes it upon himself to grab the little kitty by the nape and take it back to the manor where Damian adopts it and give it the name Bruce Wayne.

Bruce [flattered]: Why did you name him after me?

Damian: his parents were killed in an alley and Alfred found him crying over them. He’s basically you.

Bruce: okay yeah I was hoping the answer would be a little more complimentary and a little less triggering.