thegladelf:

Just another married!BatCat headcanon #27:

Parenting four boys can be tough:

Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian” *fighting with Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian*

Bruce: *at the computer* Can you go deal with that?

Selina: They’re your boys, you go deal with it.

Bruce: How is they’re my boys when they’re fighting, but when the Joker picks up a crowbar you’re all possessive?

Selina: Nobody messes with my boys.

Bruce: *trying to stop Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian from fighting* This is like herding cats.

Selina: Who wants go for an ice cream run?

The Boys: ME!

Selina: Everyone who isn’t yelling, get in the car.

The Boys: *stop yelling and get in the car*

Selina: You don’t herd cats, but sometimes, if you feed them, they’ll do what you ask.

Bruce: This is why I’m done adopting.

Selina: *on her phone* Oh look an orphan with a tragic backstory.

Bruce: What? Where?

Selina:

Selina: Alfred has been on our case lately, but I’ve persuaded him and we’ll be able to continue living in sin for several more years.
Bruce: What did you do?
Selina: Told him that if we had a wedding we’d have to invite the Kanes. He completely shut down. Apparently he hasn’t gotten over your fifth birthday party.
Bruce: *stonily, looking out to the distance* No one has gotten over my fifth birthday party.
Selina: Oh, joy, more baggage.