Selina, watching Bruce sleep: I love him so much. He’s amazing in his own special way. Life with him has so much meaning. I love him, he’s my everyth–
Bruce: *snores*
Selina, getting out of bed: I just can’t live like this.
Selina: Alfred has been on our case lately, but I’ve persuaded him and we’ll be able to continue living in sin for several more years.
Bruce: What did you do?
Selina: Told him that if we had a wedding we’d have to invite the Kanes. He completely shut down. Apparently he hasn’t gotten over your fifth birthday party.
Bruce: *stonily, looking out to the distance* No one has gotten over my fifth birthday party.
Selina: Oh, joy, more baggage.