dicksgaysons:

batman can strike fear into some of gothams most terrifying villains but when he’s brought face to face with baby Jason Todd all Jason does is try to fight him. like 90 pounds of anger coming that the menacing batman like “square up motherfucker meet me @ the pit lets go” and batman is just like ??? wut do i do???? 

Selina: Alfred has been on our case lately, but I’ve persuaded him and we’ll be able to continue living in sin for several more years.
Bruce: What did you do?
Selina: Told him that if we had a wedding we’d have to invite the Kanes. He completely shut down. Apparently he hasn’t gotten over your fifth birthday party.
Bruce: *stonily, looking out to the distance* No one has gotten over my fifth birthday party.
Selina: Oh, joy, more baggage.