Tag: bvs spoilers
perry white (speaking at clark’s funereal): Clark was a great man and a great journalist, he will be missed….but not as missed as those DAMN sport articles HE NEVER WROTE. SO HELP ME, KENT… I WILL DIG YOUR ASS UP MYSELF! JENNY GET ME MY FUCKING SHOVEL!
Public: Superman is a danger! He’s only brought destruction and death
Meanwhile Clark Kent: *looking at flowers in the grocery store*
Media: Superman, friend or foe?
Meanwhile Clark Kent: does Lois like roses or tulips?
Government: This alien is a menace! Such a dangerous creature should be locked away or killed!
Meanwhile Clark Kent: you know I think I’ll go with the tulips
Lex Luthor: LOOK AT THIS MONSTER. THIS FALSE GOD. ALL HE WANTS IS TO TURN HUMANITY INTO MINDLESS SLAVES!
Meanwhile Clark Kent: maybe I’ll make dinner tonight too…
Henry Cavill’s message to his younger self.
Look at this lovely commission from @papillon0212 !!!!
Lois and Diana are the true MVPs of BvS
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Lois literally threw herself in between Batman and Superman when Batman was holding a kryptonite spear and was in a fit of rage so she could protect the man she loved. Please unfollow me if you think she’s just a damsel in distress.
I firmly believe that over the course of Batman v Superman, Alfred was calling up Dick and complaining about Bruce’s behavior.
“No, I’m being quite serious, Master Grayson. Master Bruce wants to fight Superman.”
I demand fic of Bruce Wayne sitting uncomfortably at Martha Kent’s dining room table as she pours him a glass of lemonade and asks him about himself.
“Oh, uh. Well. I’m uh. Batman,” he says.
And Martha’s like, “Yes, dear, you’ve told me, I meant do you have any hobbies or interests?”
And Bruce is just sweating and trying not to mention his dead mother.
#martha: maybe u collect things?#bruce: orphans#martha: ??????#bruce: adopt. i mean ive adopted 6 children (via @assajj)
as soon as she asks him to tell her abt the children tho he flies into like essay-length rants abt how amazing his kids are and how much he loves them
bruce: (pulling pictures from his wallet) this is dick he’s my oldest, he was me for a while when i died, he did a very good job. this one’s the whole family, there’s dick again, that’s tim, jay, damian, and cassandra, don’t they all look so well behaved and handsome? it took three hours to get this taken because they all kept trying to kill each other. oh, look, this is one of tim punching through cinder blocks i was so proud that day….
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