Tag: can’t stop laughing

watchfulmusic:

lalierz:

stoned-levi:

edwardsheight:

envysnightmare:

giraffesketches:

andysar:

duchesslyssie:

izayas-dick:

arsetalia:

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

I’m tall

my mom isn’t dead

My dad lives with me

my house remains unburnt and intact

milk tastes great

My cousin and her dog are two separate entities

Yall need to calm down.

justiceleaque:

i’ve been having this constant dream for months about superman saying something that surprisingly nobody agrees with so batman and green lantern bond over their mutual distaste on the matter nodding together across the room, and i couldn’t figure where i knew this moment from because i was certain it was from a comic, i was losing my mind trying to find which justice league issue it was, and today i found out it was just this gif

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necrotek:

vgersix:

I want a character in a zombie apocalypse setting who is just inexplicably good at survival tasks – knows how to make a fire from scratch, cooks insanely well, can hunt, skin animals, makes cheese, butter, and such, but gradually the people in their group begin to notice they never seem to catch pop culture references or allusions to normal, everyday historical facts about the pre-apocalypse world. 

And everyone has all these theories about them like, what did they do before? Why are they like this? How do they just automatically know how to sew clothing, milk a cow, and build quality shelter, but….. they don’t know who Chris Evans was. Never heard of Buzzfeed. Can’t drive a car. They’ve apparently never seen Star Wars OR Star Trek. Who the hell is this person? Why are they so weird?

And eventually it comes out: When the apocalypse happened this person took the opportunity to blend in, reinvent themselves. But in the old world?

They were Amish.

This is amished opportunity