Clark Kent probably made crop-circles in his own wheat field out of boredom when he was a kid –
– and let’s be real, he still makes crop-circles when he visits the farm because it never gets old
Tag: can’t stop laughing
Can you imagine being an unartistic elf in the 1st age? Feanor is making the Silmarils, Turgon is sculpting entire cities, and you’re making an ashtray in elf pottery class.
Well, Feanor is eventually going to need an ashtray, along with at least two of his sons.
…I saw the post you reblogged about the person complaining about the car Bruce drove in the BvS opening, and all I can think of is that he’s got five kids and a van, he’s on the verge of becoming a soccer mom.
Right?? Like sorry to break it to you bud, but Batman fucking loves your Nana’s car. Batman finds it practical and knows it’s a great starter vehicle for accident-prone newly liscensed teens. Batman values a car that is going to protect a gaggle of Robins should that car roll or in the very likely event that said car is going to be involved in some sort of high-speed chase. Like bro do you think that being this paranoid is all glamorous terrified night sweats and secret lists of best ways to kill your closest friends? Sorry to burst the illusion but it also involves buying practical-ass car that comfortably fits a half-dozen children.
Keith, in human form: y’all
Keith, in galra form: ny’all
Elves: We don’t really understand how death is a “gift” exactly.
Men: You have to be around the Sons of Feanor forever
Elves: Illuvitar, please, we beg you
In which Galadriel has good uses for the light of Eärendil;
Happy holidays y’all! 😀
QUEL… ❤ ❤ ❤
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
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