Long personal body appearance and wardrobe choices rant
So I wear jeans a lot, obviously, but not actually as often as one would think. In the summer I have several pairs of jean shorts that are bermuda/board length. Only recently (as in last year/year before) have I bought shorts that are actually short shorts instead of cut-offs and capris. – I tend to not have too many capri-lengths because I’m so very much a petite person- barely more than five feet tall and fooling myself to thinking I am more than a hundred lbs (quick conversion = 1.5 m and 45 kg, ish) – my body-type is technically hourglass but my hips are narrow and my bust is small and my rib-cage worse- I am that very boney skinny bitch. If it wasn’t for how short I am, which eliminates a lot of clothes like maxi dresses and certain cuts of capris, I could get away with being far more daring in my clothing choices than I am. Like, objectively, I should think that I have great legs and should be showing them off and why aren’t I wearing booty shorts in the these 110°F heat index weather (today’s outside temp was only 92 = 33°C, but the heat index was higher)? But. Thick dark brown hair also means body hair and so I’m very self-conscious about showing skin.
I don’t wear jeans at work and ironically when I want to lounge around my house doing laundry and not going outside, to be super comfortable, is when I wear all my various cotton sundresses and skirts. Jeans and a t-shirt for me is weirdly a level or two above ‘super-causal heget as her most relaxed’.
Now petite and not liking the super-skinny trend (gah that’s annoying to put on and I have a few pairing of colored jeggings I wear under certain long shirts but mostly leggings are what I wear in the winter as a layer under my jeans or dress slacks for warmth like long underwear) means that’s it’s hard for me to find a pair and style I like (bootcut and I like low-rise more than highcut in general) means that it’s very hard to find jeans that I wouldn’t need to hem at least four inches from the bottom. When I do, I buy in bulk and then have to wait up to 10 years to go jean shopping again. (That ten years is not exaggerating- I finally bought new full-length jeans this spring and I think the last time I bought jeans I was in college?) I refuse to buy pre-distressed or acid-wash or any of that- that prudish purtain in me hates that people pay money for jeans with holes in them. Also I prefer dark denim, especially the really dark pure blues. But almost never have had black denim jeans, which is weird because my work clothes are almost all: decent shirt + black dress slacks (or the lone medium gray).
So what colors besides medium and dark denim? I have a hunter green and a royal-ish blue and a pair of coral pink capris and the pale aqua jeggings, am looking for the right shade of red. I’ve very proud I’m adding color to my pants, slowly but surely. Oh, and some white and beige but not in jeans.
Uhhh, what else?
Okay, historical notes! Denim jeans are really cool because they’re older than people think and my very first real research paper for school in the fifth grade (ten years old) was about the San Francisco Gold Rush of ‘49 and I had a paragraph about jean pants as we know them with the rivet enforced pockets became popularized because of the prospectors (also the early versions were very much a popular sailors’ garment)