Okay so Batman Ninja, it starts exactly like the trailer: everyone gets sent back in time to feudal Japan where Joker rules. Then they encounter a talking monkey in the forest who gives them power to turn into magical boys and they use the power of love and friendship to bring balance back to Japan and the timeline.
I’M KIDDING. But the movie has even better stuff and I can’t wait for it to come out next week because I think everyone will really enjoy it!
I want for Alfred the Cat to one day find a little black kitten on the street crying over its dead cat parents that were killed by a street dog, so he takes it upon himself to grab the little kitty by the nape and take it back to the manor where Damian adopts it and give it the name Bruce Wayne.
Bruce [flattered]: Why did you name him after me?
Damian: his parents were killed in an alley and Alfred found him crying over them. He’s basically you.
Bruce: okay yeah I was hoping the answer would be a little more complimentary and a little less triggering.
Elsewhere, on League business, Bruce gets the sudden, inexplicable urge to yell at his children.
I have a history of playing Cards Against Humanity against myself and casting doubt upon the integrity of my character in my doodles. The Young Justice kids host a game here. The Titans Fab Five play a round here.
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