lesbianpoisonivy:

bruce, in his ‘i want to speak to the manager’ voice: THE JOKER IS A HOMICIDAL MANIAC!!! THERE SHOULDNT BE A SEASONING NAMED AFTER HIM,

jason, in the middle of eating his fifth jokerized fry: its just fries,…its not that deep… *under his breath* you didnt seem to care about all of that when you didnt let me kill him…

dick: cant we have one nice dinner,

duskisnigh:

The story behind the bat nomenclature, or, batkids from Jason onwards question Bruce Wayne’s obsession with bats

Inspired by batfamscreaming’s very cute post  about Batman being a dad, and the very adorable and real phenomenon of words or phrases coined by older siblings being added to the family’s lexicon.

I took the liberty of including the typical (if altered) “Why?”/”Because I’m your father, that’s why” exchange because there can never be enough batdad, dammit.