Happy Easter!!!

Bruce: My parents’ death was the most heart-breaking thing to happen to me.
Jason: Hold my beer

bruce: dick can you pass the salt, please
dick: *launches jason across the table*

Red Hood and the Outlaws #9

Alternative Title: JASON TODD BREAKS MY HEART FOR THE 796th TIME.

fandomexplorer:

Never forget Jason was a huge nerd.

Batman #371

CLASS OFFICER.

mabariapostate:

…And everybody still loses!!

Batman 650

Remember that time Bruce threw a batarang at Jason, causing a fast bleeding and damn near fatal neck wound in order to save Joker, because I do

holdmeclosertonydanzah:

Jason: *Pulls Clark aside at a gala event* Do you have ANY idea what the smashed bullets that hit you are being sold for on eBay?

Clark: *Shrugs* 20 bucks?

Jason: Thousands, Kent… I have a business proposal. When you get some free time, we can go somewhere and unload a couple rounds. You could buy your Ma like, four new Tractors.

Clark: *Adjusts his glasses* Ma could use a new tractor…

Jason: Great. Give me a call then, huh? *Slips him a piece of paper and walks away*

Bruce: *Walks up behind Clark and hisses in his ear* You will NOT go out into a field and let my son shoot you, understood?

Clark: He gave me a grocery list…

Bruce: What…?

Clark: Dear Lord, that boy likes cheese.