i illustrated this post by @preciousthingsareprecious
(and took the liberty of changing the colour to the one he’s actually wearing here)
Tag: jason todd
A very batty Christmas! Featuring: decorating the tree, trying to take a decent family photo, Christmas bedtime stories, and opening presents!
Jason: [bursting into the Manor kitchen] Quick! We need to celebrate!
Bruce: Celebrate what?
Jason: Shhh, I brought wine, have a glass. Here, Alfie, pop that bubbly.
Alfred: Very well, sir.
Everyone: [accepts a glass, settles down]
Bruce: Now, what are we celebrating?
Jason: Did you like the wine?
Bruce: Yes, it was fine.
Jason: Just fine?
Bruce: Rather on the better side, I believe.
Jason: Excellent. Well, now I can tell you what we’re celebrating.
Jason: This isn’t fine wine.
Jason: I bought this bottle from Walmart.
Bruce: no
Jason: It was five dollars
Bruce: stop
Jason: But it was on sale for THREE NINETY-SEVEN
Jason: YOUR SNOBBERY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY PLEBEIAN NATURE. I HAVE CONQUERED YOUR DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.
Jason: [lifts glass] May the bourgeoisie rise again.
Bruce:
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Tim: [lifts glass] Ahem. Well. Vive la France.
Jason: You’re rich, you can’t say “vive la France,” shut up.
Jason: [searches room, sees Stephanie] You. You can say “vive la France.”
Stephanie: Heck yeah! VIVE LA FRANCE!
Jason: [sipping wine] Damn right.
It’s really wild how Gotham’s finest are a bunch of hooligans led by an old man who’s a fucking furry! (Peter Nguyen)
“I was raised in the streets of Gotham. Buildings so tall, so close together, it felt like nighttime even during the day. It was easy to hate the world when I only knew a small part of it.” -Jason Todd, Red Hood and the Outlaws: Rebirth #7
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