Jason is like “ugggh whatever fine” when Steph asks him to be her date, so she doesnt expect him at all to drop by her house two days later to ask her what kind of dress she’s going to wear, so he can buy an appropriate suit
“So…you want us to match” “of course i want us to match, what are we? Grayson? Also, if you say you’re wearing purple im calling this whole thing off”
“well now that you mention it, i havent bought anything yet. I’m waiting for my paycheck and-” “Are you kidding me? Let’s just hack into Bruce’s bank account and buy something cool and expensive” “I like the way think, Joanne the scammer. Jason the scammer. Jasnner the-ah c’mon that was a funny one!”
Stephanie does end up wearing a purple dress (no, not purple. My bad. Eggplant)
Jason goes along with an eggplant dress shirt, cute as a button
(Bruce calls Jason a week later, “you know you could have asked me, right? I wouldn’t have said no” “and where’s the fun on that? the robbery? the fraud?”)
imagine this: they show up dressed to the nines, with sunglasses and walking in sync. They probably think they look cool, the pair of nerds.
(though they look amazing so nobody really thinks they look like dorks)
When Jason gets asked if they’re dating he’s like “she’s a sister from a different tomb” “uh, don’t you mean womb?” “i know what i said my guy”
ON A SIMILAR NOTE, they definitely get the dj to play thriller, and Steph records Jason dancing to it. She probs sends it to everyone with the caption “back to his roots :~)”
they’re the assholes who get in the middle of couples yelling “leave space for jesus!!”
(they make a competition out of it, see who annoys more couples)
They take some pictures with Harper (who brought Cass as her date), and have like three dances off with them
“If you dab Brown, i swear to go-oh my god i don’t know you”
one of Steph’s classmates is like “not to sound rude but you have such a type Steph! He looks like a more handsome version of Drake!”
(Jason wheezes and has to excuse himself out of the conversation) (Then begs Stephanie to let him use that against Tim)
( “if you tell him, i’m showing everyone the video of one of the chaperones pinching your cheeks” “yOU SAID YOU WEREN’T FILMING THAT”)
at some point, right before leaving, they also make the dj play Grease songs, because they love musicals and they just had to show off their dance moves okay? You haven’t lived unless you have seen them dancing You’re the One that I Want
they leave early to grab burgers and milkshakes on a diner near the school. The music was already giving Jason a headache, and Steph’s heels were killing her
they end up taking more pictures on the diner, with the waitress judging them for spilling milkshake on their expensive clothes, than in the prom
OK no but seriously, after they leave they win prom queen and prom king and there’s just silence, because they’re not there until someone in the crowd speaks up and says they’re out getting milkshakes and live-tweeting it and it’s just Legendary.Like they don’t even realise the impression they’ve left coz they were just busy having a good time.
“You know damn well why things are the way they are.”
Cass scoffed, tapping Jason on the nose. He jerked his head back and kept his arms stubbornly folded. She frowned at him. “Little brother. Language.”
“First of all, I am not the little brother,” Jason replied. “And I saw you signing worse things behind Bruce’s back on patrol so don’t even start with me.”
“Play the game,” Cass said, choosing to avoid his accusations because he was right but that meant nothing. He was the little brother and that meant Cass could chide him for bad language whether or not it was hypocritical. She’d learned that much from Dick.
“I’m not playing the game, you just want to skip cutscenes. Play it yourself.”
“No. It’s bonding.”
“I don’t have to listen to you.” Jason turned away, rolling over on the couch and sulking. Cass knew he was the little brother. He sulked too much to not be the little brother.
“You have to listen to me,” Cass said, poking him in the side. “Little brother.”
“You have no proof of that.” Jason slapped at her hand. “Until I see documented proof that you were born before I was, it doesn’t count.”
Cass huffed. The timeline of Jason’s death, resurrection and the Pit meant that nearly everyone considered him younger than his age on paper anyway, Cass had heard them talking about it and seen Bruce’s files. No one wanted to argue with Jason about that though, because he was sensitive about his death and everything surrounding it.
Cass was sure it was just because he didn’t want to admit he was the little brother.
Fine. She would show him. There would be proof, and then he would have to admit it and Cass would Win.
And then they could finally go back to bonding and playing games.
“Fine, I will get proof,” Cass said, despite her misgivings of any documentation existing in the first place. “But you will be a good little brother when I prove it.”
Jason grumbled. “I’ve never been a good little brother in my life, why would I start for you?”
Cass kissed him on the forehead and then got to her feet.
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