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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cephalopodqueen:

earthschampion:

kryptons-last-son:

notadamsellane:

hatingongodot:

Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane
thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess

She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it
takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark lives in an absolutely
nonfunctional house

She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no
sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching the ceiling unless you find a way
to climb the walls. ā€œHow the hell do you change your bulbs?ā€ she asks. Clark
mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table
from the kitchen to the living room.

Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically
restrain him from pulling the tray out of the oven with his bare hands. ā€œAre
you out of your goddamn MIND?ā€ she yells, scrambling to pull him away on time. ā€œWhat
are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?ā€ and Clark is just like ā€œRight…..oven
mitts…….. I think I lost them with the uh. footstoolā€ both he and Lois pause
for a moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark

Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells
out, ā€œWhere do you keep your razor?ā€ There’s a gust of wind and Clark comes
back with slightly windswept hair. ā€œI got it!ā€ he says with unwarranted
triumph. ā€œIt’s right here. The razor I use.ā€ Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY
recently purchased and never used and she’s just like. I don’t even care
anymore

For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial
element in his home and starts stacking her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close quarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins

Oh my god this is amazingly awesome! Yes please lol

Lol! Omg, yes!!

I literally can’t stop laughing at the lasagna scene, oh my god! LOL

@kookygeekpalace this seems like something that’d be in your fic

ā€œHow has this ridiculous human disaster not died yetā€

– Lois Lane, probably

@yeaka

Love this sort of domestic chaos situation! šŸ™‚

Reminds me of some early scenes in the comic ā€œMan of Steelā€ where Lois notes that the weights that Clark leaves lying around (to explain his being in good shape), are actually no heavier than the ones SHE uses herself.

Also the scene in Lois and Clark where Lois visits Clark’s apartment for the first time and discovers his larder is basically made up of everything he likes the taste of, since his body processes ANY food efficiently, so he has cupboards stuffed with sugar-coated marshmallow breakfast cereal and candy bars. As she notes on accidentally seeing him barely dressed; ā€œSo, explain something to me. You…You eat like an eight-year-old, and
you look like Mr. Hardbody. What’s your secret, and can I have it?

ā€œ

ma-at-thought:

cuttydarke:

fernacular:

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

LikeĀ ā€œOh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.ā€

Ā I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them likeĀ ā€œback off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay balesā€Ā 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.Ā 

Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?

Well, I do now.

kylooren:

“I’m supposed to marry Prince Joffrey. He’ll be the greatest king that ever was, a golden lion. And I’ll give him sons with beautiful blond hair.” Sansa said. Eddard closed his eyes, squeezing his daughters shoulder with his right hand, “I’m sorry to tell you this Sansa, but Joffrey dyes his hair.” Sansa’s eyes filled with tears, “No! No father, this can’t be!”