phantomchick:

stephaniebrowm:

elektrenatchios:

Stephanie “YOU NEVER WENT TO PROM?” Brown & Jason “I died at fifteen you fucking nugget” Todd going to Steph’s last prom together as friends

@stephaniebrrown *grease voice* tell me more tell me more

Listen,,

  • Jason is like “ugggh whatever fine” when Steph asks him to be her date, so she doesnt expect him at all to drop by her house two days later to ask her what kind of dress she’s going to wear, so he can buy an appropriate suit
  • “So…you want us to match” “of course i want us to match, what are we? Grayson? Also, if you say you’re wearing purple im calling this whole thing off”
  • “well now that you mention it, i havent bought anything yet. I’m waiting for my paycheck and-” “Are you kidding me? Let’s just hack into Bruce’s bank account and buy something cool and expensive” “I like the way think, Joanne the scammer. Jason the scammer. Jasnner the-ah c’mon that was a funny one!”
  • Stephanie does end up wearing a purple dress (no, not purple. My bad. Eggplant)
  • Jason goes along with an eggplant dress shirt, cute as a button
  • (Bruce calls Jason a week later, “you know you could have asked me, right? I wouldn’t have said no” “and where’s the fun on that? the robbery? the fraud?”)
  • imagine this: they show up dressed to the nines, with sunglasses and walking in sync. They probably think they look cool, the pair of nerds.
  • (though they look amazing so nobody really thinks they look like dorks)
  • When Jason gets asked if they’re dating he’s like “she’s a sister from a different tomb” “uh, don’t you mean womb?” “i know what i said my guy”
  • ON A SIMILAR NOTE, they definitely get the dj to play thriller, and Steph records Jason dancing to it. She probs sends it to everyone with the caption “back to his roots :~)”
  • they’re the assholes who get in the middle of couples yelling “leave space for jesus!!” 
  • (they make a competition out of it, see who annoys more couples) 
  • They take some pictures with Harper (who brought Cass as her date), and have like three dances off with them 
  • “If you dab Brown, i swear to go-oh my god i don’t know you”
  • one of Steph’s classmates is like “not to sound rude but you have such a type Steph! He looks like a more handsome version of Drake!”
  • (Jason wheezes and has to excuse himself out of the conversation) (Then begs Stephanie to let him use that against Tim)
  • ( “if you tell him, i’m showing everyone the video of one of the chaperones pinching your cheeks” “yOU SAID YOU WEREN’T FILMING THAT”)
  • at some point, right before leaving, they also make the dj play Grease songs, because they love musicals and they just had to show off their dance moves okay? You haven’t lived unless you have seen them dancing You’re the One that I Want
  • they leave early to grab burgers and milkshakes on a diner near the school. The music was already giving Jason a headache, and Steph’s heels were killing her
  • they end up taking more pictures on the diner, with the waitress judging them for spilling milkshake on their expensive clothes, than in the prom

OK no but seriously, after they leave they win prom queen and prom king and there’s just silence, because they’re not there until someone in the crowd speaks up and says they’re out getting milkshakes and live-tweeting it and it’s just Legendary. Like they don’t even realise the impression they’ve left coz they were just busy having a good time.

fakescorpion:

fakescorpion:

DCEU fans should ALL watch this!!

This is the reason people (especially dceu haters) have a hard time grasping the fact that more people have died in Avengers, GotG, and AoU where several city blocks and a city and a WHOLE COUNTRY were demolished. than it ever did in MoS where it was clearly shown in BvS that the damage was limited to no more than a couple city blocks.

Because the common ordinary people in mcu are no more than moving props within the narrative, they only existed as background numbers but were almost NEVER focused on nor acknowledged. The opposite is true for dceu, where the everyday people have a consistent presence within the narrative. they would react accordingly to the incidents happening around them, they have differing emotions, they have dialogues and would express opinions, THEY WERE ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGED.

the suffering of a few people the dceu narrative “acknowledged as people” would ALWAYS weigh more heavily in people’s mind, subconsciously or otherwise, than the death of thousands or millions of background phantoms the mcu narrative gloss over. And this is another one of the many reasons I would ALWAYS prefer dceu.

vardasvapors:

@anghraine replied to your post: prompts etc    
       
               

 
my favourite: ‘a fading people, a springless autumn’       

It was cold, for it was always cold now, but the woods were dark and deep, full and thick, with dream and with memory. The woods were silent, for the whispers were gone, as if the trees were all sleeping. They were sleeping, as they had in the beginning. Once again the deep sleep, but not the same sleep. The air of stirring was not that of fading, though both were cold as it was now.

He was-

(in Tauremornalómë)

among the wood, and the dark earth, and the green growing scarce in the cold, but no other voices to remind him-

(My voice went up and sang in the sky)

There were echoes of songs, of things that had once been known, that still he remembered, if he would wake long enough to breathe and dwell on them. To breathe deep, breathe in the air of the places he had walked, in the far youth of all things. But now there was sleep, as sleep there had once been before, soft in beds of the earth now cold, where the trees’ roots grew long.

(And the years lie thicker than the leaves)

It was too cold now for the leaved trees. They were dry-silent and their roots turned to soil. Only the needled ones still dreamed around him. For many, many turns of the seasons, now.

It was cold, and he thought, he could move towards the south like the other creatures had done after the ringing of dwarf-hammers under the mountain had fallen silent. The sun would grow golden-shining-warm again, if he made haste to follow the retreating green, where trees might yet be awake for a while. There the stirring might come, and the cold would sink back like-

(Ah! the sight and the smell of the Spring in Nan-tasarion!

And I said that was good.)

He had not felt a true spring for many years now.

There was a white wall of ice in the north. It rose high above all else and wide as the horizon. It came, as the cold came, closer and always closer. It shimmered like the snowfalls on mountains had, before it had rolled over them inch by inch, scraping and crushing them, slowly, slowly. Slowly even for him, if he did not sleep and wander in timeless dreams so much now-

In time, it swallowed all it touched. And the heartwood-freeze of winds came whirling down before it, with wolflike howls to herald it, as it crept forward, year by year.

Perhaps, someone would wake him and then he would leave. He would step out of the earth, would shake off the high drifted snow and ice, as he had many times. Wash it all away, as he had once, when he brought the floods. Then the journey, and new warm lands where he would meet

well

he would meet

He remembered now, there were no others left to meet.

Land and wood there would be, but it was not where his roots and memories lay, nor those of the others he knew. The trees slept now all around and did not wake. He had not wandered in the lands beyond the reach of the ice in all the time since he woke under stars to the singing of curious hasty folk, and none sang songs to wake him afresh now.

Long, long ago, the last, the very last, of the singers he had known in the dark hush of awakening, had passed him on the paths to the west. The elf had stopped and sung for the trees a longing lullaby, of golden leaves and golden hair.

(It was more than my desire)

So it was for him too, perhaps. Autumn now and winter, as the spring had once been, and winter unchanging now, as the first spring under stars had been unchanging.

All was fading, had long been fading, but he had not wanted to hasten it, for he loved–

(Ah! the depths of the snow and earth over Tauremornalómë

And I dreamed that was good)

With a groaning, cracking, creaking of limbs, he broke the soil all about him for the first time in an age. Then slowly he moved to turn his face south, so that he did not have to see the encroaching ice, or feel the biting winds leaping down its edge, and settled down to sleep for the last time.

Witches When Faced with an Antagonist

greenkitchenwitch:

witchonthebayou:

ladyoflate:

witchonthebayou:

New Witch: I’ll do a spell to make them go away. First I need twelve candles, three kinds of crystals, five different herbs, and when’s the next full moon?

Intermediate Witch: Eh, how’s one candle and a mushroom I found in my pocket for a curse? It goes “I hate you please die.”

Experienced Witch: Probably faster just to tell them to fuck off.

magrat

nanny ogg

granny weatherwax

This might be the best response I’ve seen to this post yet.

100% true response is true.

Gil-Galad, fascinated

houseofhaleth:

He started when he heard Círdan’s soft exclamation. ‘Look,’ the shipwright said, pointing down into the water.

  Forgetting that he’d been wheedled and cajoled onto this boat and he was giving everyone the cold treatment, Gil-galad stood up and moved to Círdan’s side.

  ‘They don’t often come this close to land – only when they’re migrating, after the breeding season…will she surface though, I wonder…’ said Círdan, eyes fixed on the sea.

  Peering into the deep blue water, it took him a moment before he could make out the movement – it was faster than the boat, but it was so huge he hadn’t realised-

  ‘Is it going to surface?’ he demanded, gripping the edge of the little boat very tightly.

  ‘Not from right beneath us,’ Círdan assured him. ‘She’s too deep, she can’t come straight up vertically. She might surface ahead of us.’

  ‘She…what is it?’

‘A whale. Two, actually – mother and calf, look.’

  Just as Círdan spoke the tail passed, gently but powerfully moving up and down in strong strokes. Gil-galad stared. Círdan muttered something that sounded like thanks to Uinen – sounded like, it was in a strangely archaic tongue, which he suspected was ancient Telerin.

  He couldn’t take his eyes from the water ahead, and moments later, the boat rocked as some distance away something like a shining grey island broke the surface of the water. A plume of white spray shot up from it, and he jumped, still clinging to the boat.

  ‘It’s alright,’ Círdan told him. ‘She won’t hurt us. They have a long journey ahead of them.’

  ‘Where are they going?’ he asked.

  ‘North, to colder seas,’ said Círdan.

  ‘Why?’ Gil-galad asked.

  For the next few days he couldn’t rest until he knew everything people could tell him about the whales.