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Give me that instead of white robes ” agsbhrenjws i also hate them
Do I have petty molehills I will turn into my mountain to die upon via transformation into a five-foot pillar of salt? You bet! Do I hate that detail of the Naismith painting of Cuiviénen with a passion that is a little ridiculous and thus rank that cover as just behind the ‘silver fëanor’ cover for worst Silmarillion book cover at my local bookstore? Yes, yes I do.
“Am I biased towards empire-waistline garments? Hell yes ” HELL YES
Is it because I’m a five-foot shrimp with a modest bust but slender hips and an even tinier waist and no ass and thus think empire bust are flattering and comfy on me? Yes.
“ Queen Melian showed them how to harvest the silk from silk worms.” oh this is lovely!
Byzantine Powerful Queen! Also, Melian was a renegade Maia of Yavanna and Vána as well as of Estë. Something about making fabric off of killing larvae is hilariously appropriate to me. And that means silkworms are a source of food. It’s a tradition Sindarin dish. Noldor are horrified.
“Some elven asshole probably invents neon bright dyes and the Noldor decide that is the fucking best and color-palette wise the sons of Fëanor look like the unholy manifestation of the 1980s.” avgabshdnjremsd I’M SO GLAD I ASKED…
His sigil has a rainbow in the center and he wore three spotlights on his forehead. He is so annoyingly extra. They are annoyingly extra. The accomplishment that gets pointed out in the text, the thing they are known for, is creating their own jewels. bravo, cubic zirconia. They are addicted to bling. Fake bling. I try to ignore the implication of how eye-searingly awful they must have looked, but yeah.
oooh i actually really like cranach-burgundian gown for nargothrond…
It doesn’t hurt that so many are gold and greens worn by blondes. Plus the amount of gold chains and rings and necklaces fits with a king who brought enough jewelry to actually finance his kingdom and war effort and would commission and wear the Nauglamir. Though, yeah, that was a piece that was like the Egyptian pectoral breastplate that wrapped around the neck and shoulders and down the chest, not just a chain of office seen in Tudor portraiture. But here’s another reason for Tudor!elves.
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Heyyy team Tudor Noldor 2k17!! I go for a way more subdued look than you describe here, but who wants to just stick every elf in a generic tunic? boring.
For some of them it’s a mocking out of love (they just get the short end of my love because everyone else so many neglected groups needing attention). And it’s a spectrum- some like tastefully refined palettes. They aren’t all Egalmoth. (let’s face it, he’s actually Exhibit A for excesses in Noldor taste). But yes, my biggest complaint was that the same tunic or tunic variation is so boring- boring to look at, boring to describe. A doublet and multi-patterned hose- that sounds more interesting to read, let alone see.
I feel hypocritical bitching about fanart, but there you go. Plus, the LotR movies put Arwen and Galadriel in the same scoop neck no belt bell-sleeved gown and I got sick of it with Silm fanart copying it.
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Roman!elves was actually my original (waaay back) headcanon for valinor hahaha though at some point i had no idea what i was doing anymore
I have sunk too much time and effort into tudor!elves, but if I didn’t, the early Chinese hanfu or Roman tunica are my alternatives. When I remember the equatorial location for the Valinorean locales or when I think of what ‘simpler Vanayr fashion is what again’
“Women have curls piled high atop their heads. Lots of cute sunhats worn by everyone.” CUTE…
Ancient Roman + Bynzantine + Folklorico. Ribboned updos, fresh flowers or fake flowers in hair, but also hats. Hats and hats and straw hats and keeping out of the sun and Ancalimë with a big shepherdess hat. The status-thing again of having a hairdresser to sew you hair into a mess of artificially curled and oiled and perfumed hair. Oh- makeup to hide any sign of aging. That’s a later Númenorean thing but you bet your butt grey hairs were dyed and wrinkles or pox-marks hidden