Selina Kyle sneaks in through Bruce’s window and nothing goes as planned.
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Batfam Week: Wayne Gala!
When all the guests had left, Bruce brought out the old record player and danced with his kids to songs from the 50s. Some favorites include Beyond the Sea (Bobby Darin), Hound Dog (Elvis Presley), At the Hop (Danny & the Juniors), Sh-Boom (The Chords), and
Rockin’ Robin (Bobby Day)!
Hi LYS! Been a while since I sent in a headcanon: Dad!Bruce is slightly panicking as Little!Jason has not been seen for over an hour and this was his first time out in a public place as Bruce’s son. Scenarios run through his head before he suddenly hears whispers under the catering tables. Bruce lifts up the floor length cloth and sees a watery eyed Jason, knees tucked to his chin and Selina Kyle quietly assuring him its ok to be overwhelmed. Bruce hides with Jason and hugs the boy to his side
; ; how dare
commitment issues
Selina, watching Bruce sleep: I love him so much. He’s amazing in his own special way. Life with him has so much meaning. I love him, he’s my everyth–
Bruce: *snores*
Selina, getting out of bed: I just can’t live like this.

Will the gang ever find out the truth behind Li’l Wonder Woman’s missing chocolate bar? Find out next time on “DC Daycare.” Same Mau channel! Same Mau time 😀
Selina: Alfred has been on our case lately, but I’ve persuaded him and we’ll be able to continue living in sin for several more years.
Bruce: What did you do?
Selina: Told him that if we had a wedding we’d have to invite the Kanes. He completely shut down. Apparently he hasn’t gotten over your fifth birthday party.
Bruce: *stonily, looking out to the distance* No one has gotten over my fifth birthday party.
Selina: Oh, joy, more baggage.





