komadoriwonder:

jerseydevious:

i’ve always felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity with jim gordon. when i look at him, it’s like déjà vu, right? i feel, in my heart, as if i’ve met this white-haired, kind-hearted, endlessly exhausted man before. and i kept thinking, where would i know a man like jim gordon from? who do i know that has integrity like that? a trench coat that is quite that fly? a moustache that has, how would you kids say it, the juice? who could ever compare to jim gordon, a man who exudes equally the ability to bitchslap and the tiredness of being bitchslapped.

but i was thinking of colonel fucking sanders the whole goddamn time

[softly, but with a lot of feeling] for fuck’s sake…